Here's an ordinary pirate:



Do you know what's cooler than an ordinary pirate? One with a cool pirate hat and a hook for a hand:



And do you know what's cooler than a pirate with a cool pirate hat and a hook for a hand? Making him fight with the first pirate. Because making things fight is awesome.



Pirates are cool and all, but ninjas are way cooler. They have real ultimate power, you know.

[welded figurines pirates ninjas]