Stuff about Me
It's like myspace. Only not quite so myspace.
Curious about the way my brain works? Yeah. Me, too.
This section of my blog is a collection of things I'm into, and things about which I wonder. It's kind of a catch-all category.
IT'S HEATING UP!
2010-06-05 00:08:36
by: jovial_cynic
by: jovial_cynic
COUNTDOWN
2010-05-15 13:41:43
by: jovial_cynic
by: jovial_cynic
Just 12 more days until we move into our new house. I'll finally have a garage again. And my own back yard to start gardening. And a space to play my music loudly. And access to all of my tools and project equipment that's currently in storage.
Just 12 more days...
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THE MIST
2009-12-17 18:57:07
by: jovial_cynic
by: jovial_cynic
Having spent most of my life in Washington, I'm accustomed to two seasons: two months of sunlight, and then overcast skies with non-stop rain from September to June. Sometimes we'd get snow, but most of the time, the fall and winter holidays are very wet.
In the central valley of California, where I now live, there are also two seasons: Desert sun (hot enough to evaporate the moisture from your eyeballs) from March to November, and then two months of fog. ENDLESS FOG.
I woke up this morning and saw this out the window at around 7 a.m.
This was on the way to work.
This was still on the way to work.
This is FORTY MILES AWAY from where I started. Same fog. All day long. I got home at 6 p.m., and the fog barely let up. And from what the valley natives tell me, this is a "mild" fog. Real fog is when you can't see the hood of your own car. They actually have "fog days" where schools are canceled on account of the fog.
Seriously. It's like living in a horror movie.
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100-WORD FICTION
2009-11-17 10:34:01
by: jovial_cynic
by: jovial_cynic
A recent boingboing article ran the following competition:
The prize is a $700 HP MediaSmart EX495 PC, set up as a Windows home server, with 1.5TB of storage and Mac/Time Machine support. The winner shall be chosen at arbitrary whim. Runners-up get something random from the gadget dungeon.
The theme is "Found in Space." 100 words long. Go!
I enjoy super-short-story challenges, so I entered this 100-word story:
"Amelia, we've found it," said the voice over the com-link.
Amelia pressed her face against the glass, squinting into the darkness with the hopes of seeing it against the background of speckled space. Her tear-swollen eyes could barely focus.
Her father wasn't pleased at having to turn the ship around to find the doll she placed in the system's disposal unit. He wasn't pleased he had to bring his daughter at all. This was no place for children, and this incident would delay the research.
As the robotic arm grasped the doll, an unknown passenger also latched on.
Edit: I was asked in a forum (where I also posted this 100-word fiction) if I could make the piece more self-contained, making it more of a story and less of a story-fragment. This is the revision:
"Amelia, we've found it," said the voice over the com-link.
Amelia pressed her face against the glass, squinting into the darkness with the hopes of seeing it against the background of speckled space. Her tear-swollen eyes could barely focus.
Her father wasn't pleased at having to turn the ship around to find the doll she placed in the system's disposal unit. Again. It was inconvenient, but not intolerable; her father was a patient man, and after his wife's death, he knew how important that doll was to her.
Spotting the doll through the glass, Amelia knew her father loved her.
It is more contained, but I feel like it's not nearly as interesting. Maybe later I'll see if I can tighten up the first version, leaving the suspense in the story somehow.
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The prize is a $700 HP MediaSmart EX495 PC, set up as a Windows home server, with 1.5TB of storage and Mac/Time Machine support. The winner shall be chosen at arbitrary whim. Runners-up get something random from the gadget dungeon.
The theme is "Found in Space." 100 words long. Go!
I enjoy super-short-story challenges, so I entered this 100-word story:
"Amelia, we've found it," said the voice over the com-link.
Amelia pressed her face against the glass, squinting into the darkness with the hopes of seeing it against the background of speckled space. Her tear-swollen eyes could barely focus.
Her father wasn't pleased at having to turn the ship around to find the doll she placed in the system's disposal unit. He wasn't pleased he had to bring his daughter at all. This was no place for children, and this incident would delay the research.
As the robotic arm grasped the doll, an unknown passenger also latched on.
Edit: I was asked in a forum (where I also posted this 100-word fiction) if I could make the piece more self-contained, making it more of a story and less of a story-fragment. This is the revision:
"Amelia, we've found it," said the voice over the com-link.
Amelia pressed her face against the glass, squinting into the darkness with the hopes of seeing it against the background of speckled space. Her tear-swollen eyes could barely focus.
Her father wasn't pleased at having to turn the ship around to find the doll she placed in the system's disposal unit. Again. It was inconvenient, but not intolerable; her father was a patient man, and after his wife's death, he knew how important that doll was to her.
Spotting the doll through the glass, Amelia knew her father loved her.
It is more contained, but I feel like it's not nearly as interesting. Maybe later I'll see if I can tighten up the first version, leaving the suspense in the story somehow.
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AFTER SEVEN YEARS
2009-10-23 14:00:16
by: jovial_cynic
by: jovial_cynic
Going to Fresno
A couple of months back, my family and I drove over to eastern Washington to visit my brother-in-law for his son's first birthday celebration. My wife's family from California came up, and we were all crammed into a house and hanging out for the weekend. Being an only child, I've never quite gotten used to all the extended family nearby -- between the noise and the expectation of constant conversation, my instinct is generally to find some quiet solace.
What I did observe on that trip, however, is that my three daughters thrive in the noise, and in all the activity, and with having relatives nearby who want nothing more than to spend hours playing with them and talking with them and hugging them. I didn't grow up this way, so I never valued having relatives nearby. It wasn't something I ever craved or envied in others; I simply had no concept of it. On that visit to eastern Washington, it crossed my mind that children need their grandparents and aunts and uncles. In that moment, having relatives nearby became very valuable to me.
In Olympia, our little family has been something of an island - no available relatives that can come over in a moment's notice, no family to come over and take care of the kids if my wife and I are sick with the SWINE flu. We've gone seven years without a large emotional safety net for our children, and while we've survived for this long without it, we knew from that trip that if we had the chance to live within a larger family structure -- a tribe -- we should take that opportunity.
On the Sunday before we headed back home, I checked my employer's external website to see if there were any jobs available in the California area. As far as I knew, the only offices that had suitable jobs were in the Bakersfield and coastal area, which was too far away from the in-laws to be useful. To my surprise, there was a job opening within half an hour of where my in-laws live, and the job happened to be a position that my current job prepared me for. On Monday, I checked the internal website and saw that the job was no longer available, so I called the California office to see if there was a chance to squeeze in a request for consideration. They accepted the request, and after a video-conference interview and weeks of waiting (there were more than 30 applicants for the job), it was announced yesterday that I was selected for the job. My start-date in Fresno will be November 30th.
In four weeks, we will begin our trek down to California, packing a 3-bedroom house (and full garage!) worth of belongings into a U-Haul or POD with the plans to occupy space with the in-laws for a little while, and then to buy a house in the area that makes sense for the size of our family. One benefit of the downturn of the economy is that having rock-solid job security (I have a lot of faith in my employer) in an area where many homes have gone into foreclosure means that I can pick up a house off the auction block for less than the cost to build it. This might also be a good time to consider investing in some property.
This will be a big change. My stomach has been in knots just thinking about this possibility, and now that it's finally here, the real stress of packing and closing accounts and shutting of utilities and all that has begun. This is going to be a hectic four weeks.
To all my friends in Olympia, thanks so much for everything. Each one of you has been valuable to me, and especially those who have been able to take the time to really be a part of our family. I pray that God fills the void we leave behind with good memories and an increase in blessings. Your presence will be missed.
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2009-07-13: FISHING BOAT 2009-05-11: PLAYSET 2009-02-25: LENT 2009 2009-01-28: CHATEAU D'CYNIC 2009-01-08: SOCIAL TRACKING DATA 2008-12-29: TRACK EVERYTHING 2008-12-21: SNOW FORT 2008-12-20: UNIQUE LITTLE SNOWFLAKES 2008-12-20: LET IT SNOW... 2008-12-07: WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 2008-11-27: A DAY OF THANKS 2008-11-12: OGRE-LIKE MIGHT 2008-10-21: GAGA FOR GOGGLES 2008-10-09: ETSY 2008-09-15: NEW AVATAR 2008-09-05: FUTURE PLANS 2008-09-03: ON LIFE INSURANCE 2008-07-28: LAKEFAIR FIREWORKS 2008-07-24: THE SHRIMP 2008-07-24: KINETIC VISION MEDIA 2008-07-16: SOMETHING LARGER 2008-07-09: PLAYHOUSE COMPLETE 2008-07-07: THE PATIENT FISHERMAN 2008-07-03: MY TIDE CHART 2008-06-26: SIMPLY DANCE 2008-06-17: BEAUTIFUL PLANET 2008-06-15: OH HAPPY DAY 2008-06-11: MAYBE KNOT 2008-05-23: PLASTIC BAGS: BIODEGRADABLE! 2008-05-06: AIR JELLY 2008-05-05: MYANMAR PERSPECTIVE 2008-04-22: BUFFALO 2008-04-19: AFRICA - SOUTH AMERICA CONNECTION 2008-04-02: BEAUTY 2008-03-28: THE RESISTANCE (IN OHMS) 2008-03-25: 11,000 2008-03-12: GEEK WIFE 2008-02-29: GOODBYE TO THE CLUBSIDE? 2008-02-11: NAMDAEMUN BURNING 2008-01-28: HAPPY LEGO DAY 2008-01-15: DUAL BOOT 2008-01-01: FRETS ON FIRE 2007-12-28: NVIDIA PROBLEMS, ADOBE PROBLEMS 2007-12-06: SOME TWEAKING NECESSARY 2007-12-03: AND THEN CAME THE FLOODS 2007-12-02: WIND AND RAIN 2007-11-15: AWKWARD/UNCOMFORTABLE SETTINGS 2007-11-13: KITTY 2007-11-07: THE ARTIST 2007-10-28: GUTSY GIBBON 2007-10-22: CAFFEINE OVERDOSE 2007-09-29: SO A HAWK AND A STARLING FLY INTO A BAR 2007-09-03: ANY CRASH YOU CAN WALK AWAY FROM... 2007-08-28: HELLO, UBUNTU (PART 4) 2007-08-28: HELLO, UBUNTU (PART 3) 2007-08-28: HELLO, UBUNTU (PART 2) 2007-08-28: HELLO, UBUNTU (PART 1) 2007-08-14: TENTING IT 2007-08-03: AUGUST TO DO LIST 2007-07-09: HOLDING A BABY HOSTAGE 2007-07-05: I'M SO GOING TO DO THIS 2007-06-26: NEVER-ENDING PROJECTS 2007-06-11: THIS EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES 2007-06-07: V-DAY 2007-06-06: NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH PLASMA 2007-05-30: 300 (THE MOVIE) FIGURINES 2007-05-03: LIFE AND DEATH 2007-05-01: SANDRAIL FOR A MOTORHOME 2007-04-29: NEW TABLESAW 2007-04-27: RANDALL MUNROE MISSING? 2007-04-20: STARTING OVER 2007-04-13: MAKING STUFF 2007-04-07: WELCOME HOME, CHARLIE 2007-02-11: OSTINATO RIGORE 2007-02-09: GIFT CARDS! 2007-01-29: GLASS ELDER 2007-01-27: FASHIONABLY LATE 2007-01-26: 800 POUND MAGNET FOR YOUR EYE 2007-01-22: DEAL... OR NO DEAL 2007-01-15: KING OF MY OWN TRASH 2007-01-07: AMIE STREET MUSIC 2007-01-07: RIP, MR. INSTANT RAMEN 2007-01-03: $2000 SUIT 2007-01-01: 2007 - A NEW ADVENTURE 2006-12-16: AND... POWER!!! 2006-12-16: NO POWER, DAY TWO 2006-12-15: POWER FAILURE 2006-11-29: CAN'T SLEEP 2006-11-25: PERPETUAL SATURDAY 2006-11-23: ILLNESS KNOWS NO BORDERS 2006-11-21: KOREA FUN FACT: CORRUPTION! 2006-11-21: KOREAN MARKET 2006-11-20: CROSS COUNTRY TRAVELS 2006-11-17: DRIVING BY THE DRAGON 2006-11-16: IN KOREA: DAY 1 2006-11-03: ICKLE 2006-10-30: COMMUNICATIONS 2.0 2006-10-13: TINY DINOSAUR THEORY 2006-10-05: BONK 2006-09-30: EATING HABITS OF A TWO YEAR OLD 2006-09-28: BREAKFAST AND BATTERIES 2006-09-26: BLOGGING FROM ILLINOIS 2006-09-25: LONG-TAIL OF INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS 2006-09-24: AT 14, I WAS INSANE 2006-09-22: MY LIFE AS 1'S AND 0'S 2006-09-19: YAR!!! 2006-09-18: NINJA ATTACK! 2006-09-18: PARENTS OF TODDLERS 2006-09-18: PIMPING DARREN 2006-09-15: SO HELPFUL 2006-09-13: SPELLCHECKER 2006-09-05: YOUTUBE 2006-09-01: FASTER THAN EVER 2006-08-31: WHAT WOULD YOU TRADE FOR A MOTORHOME? 2006-08-31: YOU REALLY SHOULD STOP SMOKING 2006-08-28: DISTORTION 2006-08-05: HORROR FROM THE PIT 2006-07-18: OH, THE BLOOD... 2006-07-15: BUSY BUSY 2006-06-29: JOURNALISM 2006-06-26: HEAT WAVE 2006-06-25: IN THE MOVIES 2006-06-19: FISHING FOR SOMETHING 2006-06-15: ON BEING A VEGETARIAN 2006-06-14: CATASTROPHE! 2006-06-14: THE BUSINESS OF BUSINESS 2006-06-11: THE LEGO EXPERIENCE 2006-06-09: WORLD CUP 2006-06-05: SO A MAN WALKS INTO A LION CAGE... 2006-05-31: GOOGLE ADS 2006-05-30: WHAT TO DO WITH THESE GROCERY BAGS... 2006-05-28: GREAT JOKES 2006-05-26: PERSONALITY DNA 2006-05-24: TOWEL DAY 2006-05-24: KIRBY TIME 2006-05-23: ... OR RIVERS OF URINE 2006-05-20: RENDEZVOUS WITH THE REPAIR SHOP 2006-05-12: BABY SUIT 2006-05-10: BOXING 2006-04-15: ONE FISH, TWO FISH... 2006-04-12: A FEW SONGS 2006-04-11: THE BAND IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER! 2006-04-07: IT'S SPICY! 2006-03-31: MOTORHOME REMODEL 2006-03-29: MAKING SOME VEHICLE CHANGES 2006-03-24: THREE-YEAR-OLD STREET FIGHTER 2006-03-17: FOOD STICKER LABEL CODE READER 2006-03-16: WORST SONG LYRICS EVER 2006-02-24: CUTTING BACK 2006-02-07: CLOSED SPACES, SPIDERS, AND DARKNESS 2006-01-07: SET! 2006-01-03: SOCIALIST HAIRCUT 2005-12-30: NUTS 2005-12-13: SICK - BLEAH 2005-12-04: STRESS 2005-11-14: WEATHER ALERT! 2005-11-02: BUILD A BETTER BUSH 2005-10-18: NEW BIBLE STUDY COUNTDOWN 2005-10-05: DR. 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